Shazzer Surfing...

Salad wars

• Shazzer (viewing a TV ad for canned corn): Who the hell puts corn in a salad?
• Dr. Darling: Oh I think it's fairly common.
• Shazzer: I NEVER put corn in a salad.
• Dr. Darling: I've noticed.
• Shazzer: Are you saying that you've spent the last six years eating my salads and thinking that the corn was missing?
• Dr. Darling: Pretty much.
• Shazzer: Maybe you'd like to take over the salad-making for the next six, then?
• Dr. Darling: I don't miss the corn THAT much.