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A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.
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Idiom shortage leaves nation all sewed up in horse pies
I just HATE it when I’m left “six winks short of an icicle”!
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