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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

State Of The Union Address

President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?

Adam Leatham,
Crossing Guard
“He’s right. No one can deny the results of No Child Left Behind, because thanks to the program, no one has any basic reasoning skills.”

Karen Blaney,
Lab Tech
“It was a great speech, but my only problem was that President Bush failed to address why our government is doing such a shitty job.”

Ed Helal,
Food Vendor
“I wish there were a way to find out what’s happening in this country more than once a year.”